Shrimp Mouth

The other night I devoured four giant shrimp. They were deliciously swathed in spicy tomato sauce, garlic, and feta cheese, and somehow through my voracious hunger I sucked down one of their tails.
On my ride home, I grazed the back of my bottom teeth with my tongue and noticed an oddly sharp substance. The accidental shrimp tail had affixed part of its being to my bottom teeth.
"No problem" I thought to myself, "I'll just floss when I get home.
Three hours and an entire floss spool later, I still could not remove the shrimp tail from my face. I tried using bobby pins, a stylus from my smart phone, keys, a fork, a needle, a rotational toothbrush, hot water, mouthwash, an apple (anything to pry the creature from my teeth) yet nothing worked.
It's been two days and three forths of the shrimp tail is still in my mouth.
Is this some kind of sick joke?

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